Prime Your Fire Pump: Chicago vs. Club Deportivo Chivas USA

He netted his first career goal against the goats. Might he net Chicago's first of 2013? (photo: goal.com)

Berry: He netted his first career goal against Chivas USA in 2012. Might he net Chicago’s first of 2013? (photo: goal.com)

OTF Editor Scott Fenwick looks back on the week that was and looks ahead to Sunday afternoon’s clash with El Chelis and his little goats…

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Prime Your Fire Pump: Chicago at Sporting Club Kansas City

The Commish: "It's a rivalry if I tell you it's a rivalry. So eat your free subs, think about it when you pee, bring your flags without poles, and shut up already." (image: thisiscosmoscountry.com)

The Commish: “It’s a rivalry if I tell you it’s a rivalry. So eat your free subs, think about the opponent when you pee, bring your flags without poles, and shut your pie holes.” (image: thisiscosmoscountry.com)

OTF Editor Scott Fenwick gets you ready for the long, hard road to a place some people call a city…

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CCL: The Galaxy went to Costa Rica and all we got was a dumb refereeing complaint

Intra-continental club soccer is back! Who's in? (image: concacafchampions.com)

Intra-continental club soccer: Are you in? (image: concacafchampions.com)

Please welcome OTF’s new contributing writer Austin Fido as he tackles the hot-button issue in CCL that shouldn’t be

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Trash Talk Fridays: Fire vs. New England Revs

New England Communists doing what they do best: corrupting society and destroying private property (image: wikimedia commons)

With the advent of Saturday’s match against New England, OTF political historian and contributing writer Ricardo Ortiz provides you with fair, balanced, tongue-in-cheek trash talk to mitigate Fire Nation’s collective LA hangover…

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