Posts by Ricardo Ortiz

Trash Talk Fridays: Fire at Whitecaps FC

It's hard to make fun of a place where medical bills won't bankrupt you. (photo: whitecapsfc.com)

It’s hard to make fun of a place where medical bills won’t bankrupt you. (photo: whitecapsfc.com)

This Sunday, the Fire travel to yet another place that’s part of the stupidest separatist movement in the world, except these people aren’t even a part of our country. Shall we bring them freedom? OTF’s Ricardo Ortiz explains why that’s not such a good idea…

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Trash Talk Wednesdays: Fire vs. Earthquakes

They play in a parking lot, what more do you want to know? (photo: jwikimedia commons)

Tonight the Fire host a team named after a substantially less awesome natural disaster. OTF’s Ricardo Ortiz prepared something very special for this occasion… 

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Trash Talk Fridays: Fire at Philadelphia Union

Sssseriously guysssss, what the hell issss it with you people and ssssnakesssss?

Ssssseriously guysssss, what the hell isssss it with you people and sssssnakesssss?

This weekend, the Fire travels eastward and onward to cheesy steak city. OTF’s Ricardo Ortiz has the scoop on that, as well as a good dose of theatrical trash talk. Prepare for a journey through space and time…

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Trash Talk Fridays: Fire vs. New England Revs

New England Communists doing what they do best: corrupting society and destroying private property (image: wikimedia commons)

With the advent of Saturday’s match against New England, OTF political historian and contributing writer Ricardo Ortiz provides you with fair, balanced, tongue-in-cheek trash talk to mitigate Fire Nation’s collective LA hangover…

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